Continued from the post titled Blood, we follow Bob (AB+) in his journey through O-type blood. Getting rejected by Zoe was only the beginning of the hardships he would face.
The last sentence was:
And Zoe looked at Bob and said, “You’re not my type” — We pick up the poetry from here
So Bob then said that, “I can change!”
“A, B, and O can blood types range!”
“I shall thus rid these antigens”
“So to avoid the pathogens.”
Zoe, offended, sharply said
“Pathogens are not your dread”
“Antibodies — what they are”
“And they will chase you near and far”
Bob was being chased by B, A, and D antibodies. One could say he was in a BAD situation. You know, when I think of antibodies latching onto a red blood cell now, I think of this:
But that is totally unrelated to this story. The similar names are just a coincidence.
Exasperated, Bob exclaimed
“Oh dear, I wish not to be maimed!”
At this fool was Zoe much ticked
“They do not maim, they only stick!”
And then Bob was all like “Oh”
“Then I fear them not, dear Zoe”
He reach-ed out an antigen
And touched the Type-A pathogen.
The A-Type antibody clung
“It does not hurt!”, so Bob had sung
And Zoe was laughing all the while.
Heedless, Bob kept on his smile.
Thus the antibody bound
Itself to antigenic ground
Then it spied another cell,
AB+ Commence the hell
The antibody lurched one way
Bob, surprised, could just say “Hey!”
The other cell, his name has Rob
And just by chance, he had known Bob
Two sworn enemies, they were
Now approaching in a blur
Antibody fastened tight
Unto Rob, time for a fight
But then the fight was interrupted
Cell membranes had been corrupted
Agglutination had occurred
And death could now have been inferred
The moral is that AB+
Transfused to O will cause a fuss.
For adventure, do not yearn.
Or death will be a lesson learned.
I would also like to take a moment to say that iambic quadrameter can defenestrate iambic pentameter any day.
The foremost reason for this is that there is a saying somewhere that the maximum number of syllables clearly sayable in one breath is 17 (this has something to do with haikus being a sum of 17 syllables). Two pentameter lines make 20 syllables, an awkward vocalization. Two quadrameter lines, on the other hand… 16 syllables is much more comforting. The problem is that if a breath is taken between line pair, the rhyme is forgotten. Quadrameter allows rhymes to be emphasized. Iambic quadrameter is awesome.
Now that the blood poem story is done, time to move on to other things… like the Blood Type Conglobulation simulation. It will be colorful. More colorful than this: