Water, ice, sky. Really really hot stars. Ink. The background color of the iTunes, Skype, and Open Office Icons.
Let’s limit ourselves to Earthen nature. In fact, let’s start inland at temperate climate. The only blue here is the sky. Now why would you be taking the time to look at the sky? YOU NEED TO HUNT PREY AND LIVE. Looking at the sky just isn’t practical. If we are on our back, it’s either because a predator just knocked us down and the sky is our last vision, and in this case, you won’t be living to tell of what the sky looks like, or it’s because you’ve got a plentiful reserve of prey because you’re a hunter/gatherer and now you’re bored to tears (oh hey, tears are also blueish). Let’s take the latter.
You’ve got all the food you need. Now you just want to sleep. Turn on your back, look at the blue blue sky. Now, let’s say an idea hits you now. BAM. Let’s build houses and shelter and let’s GMO the crops to make them more tasty to eat! Whoa! What in the world could have inspired THAT idea? Well, since I was looking at the sky, obviously that’s what did it. Hey! Maybe it’s because of the color of the sky! It’s blue! Blue is such an awesome color! Let’s all turn on our backs and stare at the sky like a…. like a… like that beetle we flipped on it’s back and it can’t get up!
And that is the first record in recorded history of the color blue having a creative impact on human minds. But it didn’t stop there. Eventually, the hunters/gatherers moved around and found themselves at a border between land and sea. For the first time, they saw… water! Okay, maybe they saw it a few other times at lakes and whatnot, but those were landlocked waters. Even rivers, you could see the other side. But imagine thinking that all water was surrounded by land, then seeing an ocean! Your mind just turned upside down! I thought land surrounded water! Are you telling me water surrounds land??? Are you telling me that most of the world is uninhabitable? Nonsense! The world was made for people!
[Person dives into ocean]
Oh nononono I’m drowning drowning, help mehelpmehelpmehelpme!
“Wait, I’ll save you!”
[Another person dives into ocean]
Ahhhh noo, now we’re both drowning!
A few more people jumped in after, to try to save those already in. Eventually, there were like 500 people drowning, and on the beach was a man named Poseiden. And like the others, he too, was not too bright and he jumped in. But then, an idea sprung in his mind to pretend he was on a bicycle (he was a little loony too). Nonetheless, he managed to stay afloat, and was the first human to learn how to swim. How does this relate to Blue? I wonder who Poseiden attributed his insight to? It certainly wasn’t the yellow-sanded beach. Duuuude, Poseiden, how did you float on the water? Oh, I was just staring at the Blue, and an insight hit me. Duuuude, we should call you God of Water! They did.
Then you’ve got the Vikings who discovered Ice(land). And the icy place was where dead souls had to go, until they found their inner strength to locate the great dinner table of Odin. The blue color of the ice was supposed to help bring insight.
There are many other examples in human history about how blue became associated with guidance and wisdom. So now, that feeling is ingrained in everything. Pen ink is blue because it helps people think. Wordpress Publish button is blue to help me write. Deep Blue is blue to help it play chess better. Big Blue is blue to help is develop better computers. Even Veins. Veins are blue too (not really, just play along). Veins are what the red blood cells travel across to get to their oxygen (after passing the heart, they’re sent to the lungs. Except connecting the heart and lungs are arteries, not veins, but just play along). Veins are how the RBCs get their oxygen to function! If they couldn’t get oxygen, we couldn’t get oxygen, and we couldn’t think. Veins are what allow us to think! Blue is the force of creativity and thinking and wisdom! It an amazing color!
Now that thats over with, Chromomancy Update #6.
Starting with the video in Update #5…
1. Separate Red, Green, and Blue.
2. Allow the jets to rotate.
3. Allow the source to move.
4. Add a square to tell where the source and jets are (and give user control over movement and whether or not the jet is firing).
5. Add some blinking particles whose velocities are affected by the plasma.
6. Remove Red and Green.
7. Remove User Control.
8. Force Square to move like a circle.
9. Shoot Blue Plasma continuously.
10. Create a blinking particle every radian of movement.
11. Do a lyrics search on a song with the word Sparkle and Sky.
12. Ignore everything not from the 80s.
13. Pick song, and attach to video.
And after those simple 13 steps, we get this nice little animation: